The mythical creature that hit rock bottom and still managed to keep its sparkly horn! This isn’t your fairy-tale unicorn; this is a hard-drinking, sad-sack legend who's been kicked out of the enchanted forest for partying too hard. With a tattered rainbow mane, a bottle of cheap vodka clutched in one hoof, and a look that screams, “I used to be magical,” this unicorn is the epitome of lost dreams and hard nights.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
 
Made to order and takes about a week.